Handbook For The Recently Deceased

Stand out among the masses of boring people using plain white toilet paper. This 3-ply luxury tissue will make you re-evaluate the standard in addition to providing you with a unique style for any bathroom in your house.

This alarm clock will never die as long as you have the water to power it. No batteries needed for this bedside clock. Just replace the water every year and stop using those environmentally disastrous batteries.

Can't sleep because of all the indicator lights in your room? We have a sticker for that. Just use this package of multiple size stickers to cover those pesky lights without the ugly look of duct tape.

Illuminate any room with this iconic marquee style sign with your personalized message. They are the perfect piece to complete the vintage look that seems to be so in style right now.

Summer BBQs will be changed forever when you discover the perfect watermelon slicer. This stainless steel utensil will get you the perfect cut every time.

Refrigerated butter has finally met its match. Never again will you destroy your bread with the rock hard butter. It's so easy to use it's like a hot knife through butter, literally.

This play on an old classic turns the hourglass into a piece of ever-changing artwork. Watch as the sand falls and creates wonderful shapes sculpted by the magnetic material within.

Your wall clock is boring and it's time to upgrade. With sleek modern elegance, this wall clock features a minimalistic wooden design that you will love.